New ACIM Calendar: Humorous quotes lampooning the ego

“The strain of constant judgment is virtually intolerable. ⁷It is curious that an ability so debilitating would be so deeply cherished.” (T-3.VI.5:6-7)

February:

“The confusion between your real creation and what you have made of yourself is so profound that it has become literally impossible for you to know anything.” (T-3.V.3:2)

March:

“You might well ask how the voice of something that does not exist can be so insistent. Have you thought about the distorting power of something you want, even if it is not real?” (T-8.VIII.8:1-2)

April:

“Resign now as your own teacher.” (T-12.V.8:3) …
“Remember nothing that you taught yourself, for you were badly taught.” (T-28.I.7:1)

May:

“You who cannot even control yourself should hardly aspire to control the universe. But look upon what you have made of it, and rejoice that it is not so.” (T-12.VIII.5:4-5)

June:

“Under the circumstances, would it not be more desirable to have been wrong, even apart from the fact that you were wrong?” (T-13.IV.3:1)

July:

“You who are steadfastly devoted to misery must first recognize that you are miserable and not happy.” (T-14.II.1:2)

August:

“Let not the dream take hold to close your eyes. It is not strange that dreams can make a world that is unreal. It is the _wish_ to make it that is incredible.” (T-18.II.8:1-3)

September:

“You are still convinced that your understanding is a powerful contribution to the truth, and makes it what it is.” (T-18.IV.7:5)

October:

“The first obstacle that peace must flow across is your desire to get rid of it.” (T-19.IV-A.1:1)

November:

“Seek not outside yourself. For all your pain comes simply from a futile search for what you want, insisting where it must be found. What if it is not there? Do you prefer that you be right or happy?” (T-29.VII.1:6-9)

December:

“Think not that happiness is ever found by following a road away from it.” (T-31.IV.7:1)